My matrimonial Advt.

Now that I have seen almost 20 years of my life and most of it without anyone who I could in the true sense call as a friend…..I have been thinking now for a while as to how my spouse oughta be…………
# # # # I am not looking for only a beautiful, slim and an intelligent girl…….They are all clichés. The ones that matter are:


The first prerequisite I expect of my wife --- no it isn’t the ability to understand me, that’s the second---- the first one’s a sense of humour for me and all my nonsense


She must sleep in my lap and allow me into hers. She must run her hand into my hair and fight me with pillows as often as she can.


She must allow me to disturb her, Which I will, ---no matter how busy and serious she is and I am--- , while she goes about our household chores.


She must sit with me shoulder in shoulder when we watch the late night movie together and must oblige to have a midnight walk anytime in the night.


When the curry isn’t nice and I stare into her eyes, she must straight away go and make an omlette for me.


When she is downright tired she must flirt with me to win a cup of tea or a glass of cold water. She must be ready to blow a kiss any time any day and any place. By the way I take kiss only on lips.



She should call me nicknames and how innovative she coins out new ones the better and must be prepared to confront some deadly ones in return. She can call me ‘Tu’ or anything as am not at all particular about those pronouns.


She got every right to beat me up when I annoy her while she watches those dready serials. She can also extract what she wants of me on women’s day. And I am also ready to share her pre-marital crushes and secrets.


On those rare occasions when we might fight and then go on a mourning spree, it can continue for the night. The next morning must again be normal.


I aint promising her a paradise but yes she will always get more of my love than our children.


And finally, she must have a higher life expectancy than me. I may not be able to live without her…..
- - - - - - -> Z a H i D ( Awaiting the special someone.......)

Dont kill ur dreamz.

Itz great to have a dream!!!!!!!!!!!

Its great to press the '!' key on the keyboard for a long time.!!!!!!!!!

Itz great to write a blog!!!!!!!

Itz even great to express!!!!!!!

Itz great just to be surrounded by so many greats!!!!!!

Comin back to Dreamz........ How often do you dream? or rather how often do you remember your dreamz? Science tells us that we all hav dreamz but not all of us do remeber them. Religion tells us that only good dreamz are to be shared and the bad dreamz to be kept with you. Dreamz carry us into a world where the rules of reality do not apply.

I was all by myself in my room. It was night for sure. It crossed midnight. I wasnt sure what i wanted to do. I lay upon my back, my head resting over the pillow,legs straight, my brain thinkin of the usual nonsense, it had always been upto, and my eyes droopy yet open watching the fan revolve. The next moment i was asleep.

### I was on the roof of my paternal grand father's house and all of a sudden i fell from the roof. i was falling and then there was a discrete feelin runnin, a feelin that is experienced by a freely falling body perhaps. A feelin of approach to the ground. A feelin of bouyancy effect. All these runnin and i suddenly awoke. I was still experiencing the fall. it took a few seconds before i came back to normal.

I applied newtons first law here. I continued to be in the same state even after the dream was over till the external stimulus, perhaps my brain, produced the friction effect to have a stop on it. I pondered over this. Would it have been the same feeling had i really fell from such a height? I couldnt get the answer. I presumed yes. So, i had experienced a close to death situation.

People usually tell that you dream of things that you long for or have been thinkin of for quite some time, but my dreamz are contrary. I dream of things which i wasnt associated with anywhere in the near past. Reason? i don know. What i hav deduced is that i put my sub-conscious mind to work on things that i desire and at some point in space and time they come out as dreamzzzzzzzzz.

Dont kill ur dreamz. Dreamz do mean something, though you cant term it as prediction of future. Dreams provide you with fodder to think upon. More often than not my dreamz remain incomplete and i find myself crafting theories to conclude them. Dreams need to be interpreted. Ancestors had means of analysing dreams. we have lost it by concentrating too much on logic and less on creativity.

---------------> Zahid

Is luv a 3 letter word ?

Nice question..... There must be a price for it!!!!!!!!!

For those internet freaks n the sms addict’s luv is sure a 3 letter word. For those perfectionist grammatical pundits who are especially particular over spellings and punctuation it can be nothing but a 4 letter word. For those ones who are not quite literate and hav had bad schooling it can vary depending on god knows what! For tennis, badminton and tt freaks it is a ZERO.

Those who hav understood this itz great. For those whose brain hasn't asked their lips to impart a smile, itz normal too.... they can continue wid the remainder of the blog.

I searched through Google and Oxford dictionary to check out how many letters it indeed had?

The first definition I could find was that love ‘was a pleasure’. P-L-E-A-S-U-R-E was an 8 letter word. Then I checked what pleasure was. Pleasure was an activity that affords enjoyment. I presumed it wrong….love doesn’t afford anything.

The second one I found was ' a strong positive E-M-O-T-I-O-N '. Then love was a 7 letter word. Emotion meant a feeling but love can’t be described as just a feeelin.....it engulfs larger things.

Then I found ‘an O-B-J-E-C-T of warm affection' . It was a 6 letter word. Then I checked what object meant. Object was defined as a visible entity..... Then I presumed that love isn’t a 6 letter word for love isn't visible.

Then I found that love was a 'a beloved H-U-M-A-N '. Then love was a 5 letter word. I looked into human, I found human was just another person like us. Love can be an inanimate thing also. I concluded love aint 5 letter.

Then I found that love was’ L-U-S-T’. Then love would be 4 letter. But then lust can be love but love cant be lust…..vice versa aint true.

Finally I found that love was ‘S-E-X'. Then love would be a 3 letter word. Thinking conventionally love wasn’t sex either.

I couldn’t find any two letter or uni-letter ones.

What then was love? How many letters does it contain?

Google provides the world with answers to every question but it couldn’t give an answer to one of the most elementary questions that the world is after, the world is really crazy to know. The world needs an answer to this question to act accordingly. The world needs an answer so that they don’t hit the bottom when things go wrong. Love needs a global meaning. Letz see how fast can google hit upon a solution.

--------------------------> Z @ [-] ! !)